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FANDOM CHARACTERS

Leon (endorksment) Pokemon SwSh	Trevor Belmont (felldownahole) Castlevania (Netflix s2)	Shouta Aizawa (passfail) My Hero Academia
Shouto Todoroki (numbertwohero) My Hero Academia	Billy Kaplan (demiurgency) Marvel-616 (R!63 also available)	Adora (fromfirsttolast) She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Osamu Dazai (theartofdying) Bungou Stray Dogs	Natasha Romanoff (tothefly) MCU (AvAc also available)	Suzaku Kururugi (seveneleven) Code Geass
Tim Stoker (ataraxeia) The Magnus Archives	Kamina (themightykamina) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann	Shiro (Pines) (wrecked_egg) Deadman Wonderland (+4 years TLV CRAU)
Chihiro Fujisaki (getstronger) DanganRonpa	Misa Amane (makemeover) Death Note	Gundham Tanaka (fullham) DanganRonpa 2

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

Maddox Whist
(necrolexis)
forensic alchemist, accidental necromancer, force of nature, Right Proper Lady With a Scalpel

Hel
(ingloriousdead)
an aspect of the Norse goddess Hel. smokes too much, drinks too much, loves people and their stories too much. what daddy issues?

Tierce
(organzine)
friendly monster seamstress who wants to kiss you and dress you up and probably won't eat you maybe

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[Raihan doesn't really know where Leon is right now, but he does know that he has a problem. A big problem, one that makes it hard to focus on the work he should be doing. He tried ignoring it, but that just made it even harder, so to speak.

Yep, it's the tent he's sporting in his pants. Thankfully, he's in his gym office, which has hundreds of stairs that no one but him wants to climb, so he's safe and alone. He has no fear of League officials or his kids walking in when he tugs his shorts down with one hand, the other reaching for his phone to give his boyfriend(!!!) a text.]

Leeeeeeeee

Got a problem only u can help with

[He'd be a little more coy, but. Desperate times.]

Help me come hon

Edited 2021-01-12 21:48 (UTC)

[Leon, for his part, is currently slightly distracted, trying to focus on the papers he'd been given, schedules and itineraries and appointments, things he needed to know about new sponsors, all sorts of other things--okay, maybe he's more than slightly distracted, which is why he's not even thinking as he types a response to Raihan, though he does spare a smile at his phone, a soft, fuzzy feeling when he sees Raihan's name pop up which is only getting more and more soft and fuzzy now that they're official.]

where are you trying to go?

you know I'm terrible with directions babe

[...

...

. . .

A soft 'thunk' sounds through the room as Raihan drops his head against the desk.

He loves this dumb idiot, he loves him and his dense moments so much, just as much as his genius ones, but oh lord, he really doesn't need this right now at this very moment.]

I'm not GOING anywhere

[Now, how to do this in a way Leon absolutely gets it...]

i want u 2 turn me on so much I completely ruin my new desk

Help me COME

[He doesn't seem to realize there's no immediate response from Raihan, assuming that his own had been enough, faintly puzzled curiosity again drowned in work. That is, until he feels his phone buzz again, and this time, Raihan's words penetrate straight through that fog and right to his groin.]

OH

[Oh indeed. Ruin his desk, huh...Luckily for Raihan, and perhaps unluckily for whatever poor soul is stuck as his assistant tomorrow, Leon's head is now blessedly empty of everything except for the very lovely images of what his boyfriend might be doing at that very moment. He's grinning as he sends another text in response, thumbs flying.]

Hmm, might be a bit of a challenge, depending on how big the desk is, but you know how much I love a challenge, babe

If I were there, I'm sure we could make easy work of it tho. What do you think? Is it tall enough for me to bend you over?

[Yeeeesssss, he got through to him! Raihan would've given it one more go before giving up and resorting to the wide world of the internet, but looks like he doesn't have to worry about that now. And this is MUCH better.

He grins, biting his lower lip as he straightens up in his chair, thumbs flying across the screen.]

It is

Long enough 2

At least longways

You wanna bend me over the desk? Push everything off of it? No one would hear it. Or me.

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I GOT IT....THE PERFECT RESPONSE...also yes eventually very nsfw

leON

SORRY YOU'RE A HIMBOSEXUAL RAI

his exclusive attraction to dumbasses bites him in the ass